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Let's check in with our Wing Commander, Colonel
Gilbert H. Frown
Q1: We heard you were so upset about Plif's
appointment to Commodore that you left the Warrior and
ended up on an uninhabited island somewhere having to
escape from a wildfire. What really happened?
A1: Rumours of my self-imposed solitude were gravely
exaggerated. I was merely partaking in one of my well
deserved vacations, when the ISD Hammer came into view in
the night sky. I was immediately seized by a sense of
disgust, since evidently, one would prefer to not be on a
planet orbited by a garbage scow. I was going to let it
be, when suddenly flaming charges were shot to my island
retreat.
That's when I got angry.
Q2: We also heard that the ship's doctor
prescribed that you take up a hobby to help your, er,
anxiety. Could you tell us about that?
A2: Hogwash. Providing briefings for your ill advised
sorties is my sole purpose in life. That being said, I
have been participating in a few rounds of sabacc with
TIE. Unfortunately, he has yet to master to the concept.
Q3: Are you excited about the opportunity to
increase your already impressive collection of LoA's?
A3: Quite so! I look forward to the day the Grand Admiral
supplements my extensive medal case with more beloved
Letters of Achievement! I however rue the fact that pilots
such as you will also be allowed the privilege... You
should stick to that poor formation etiquette you call
flying!
Q4: What do you think of Sigma's new bombers?
A4: Oh how I long for the days when commanding officers
would refuse ship changes out of principle. If I had
things my way, you would all be flying TIE Bombers,
Fighters and interceptors. Especially in Sigma!
Q5: While you were away, TIE the Goat chewed up
your lecturn so much that we had to replace it. What do
you think if the new lecturn?
A5: I suppose it is my fault for not explaining TIE's
diet to Captain Eode before I left. Oh well. It's about
time we had stylish furniture in the briefing rooms. It is
only a matter of time before those Thetans wreck it.
...That's enough for now, Sir...
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