Alpha Squadron Report 22/2
Date Submitted: August 16, 2015
From: FL/LCM Archenksov
To: COM/HA Anahorn Dempsey

Introduction

Alright, troops, I'll be frank. This past week involved an unacceptable dereliction of duty from Alpha's pilots. Contrary to my very specific orders, I have not been promoted, I have not found the pants I apparently left that party, and, worst of all, the cup sitting in front of me is empty. Empty! Can you believe it? The other CMDRs don't have to take this from their pilots!

Despite repeated requests, HA Dempsey insists that I can't just have you all shot for insubordination. Also she confiscated my sidearm. Therefore, to encourage you to compete for my affections, I'm announcing a new competition exclusively for Alpha pilots. I have purchased a unique and beautiful sheet of gold star-shaped stickers that look remarkably similar to the GS medal. The first one of you to make me happy will receive one, and the right to proudly display it on his uniform. Well, at least to display it when Dempsey isn't looking. This isn't approved so keep it on the down low for now.

Orders for the Week

• LCM Neuronmoon: Go kidnap the new guy in Beta. Stitch an Alpha patch on his flightsuit and get him to a TIE before Golbez realizes he's missing.
• LCM Chrome: Keep badgering the COM for that promotion. I don't want to hear any more excuses. I don't care where she was pointing that lightsaber!
• LT Lord Toxicon: Guard the gold star stickers.
• LCM Drake Thoros: Keep an eye on Toxicon so he doesn't embezzle the stickers.
• CM Hellionexus: Be prepared to shoot Drake and Toxicon if they try running off the with stickers.

What's that? LC Eyes Man? Never heard of him. Now shut up and get to work, soldier! And get me another Blue Ruusan!

News

CMDR/LC Iceman on LoA
Still no word from Iceman. I hope he comes back soon – I don't know how many more of these stickers I can afford.

New Mission
The TAC office is proud to present X-Wing IW 12: Mereen Insurgency.

Promotions:
Nothing to report.

Medals:

Open positions:

• Flight 2 FL

Competitions

• *THIS* is the TIE Corps – Write a new “About us” section for the website. Eligible for a IS-PR! Be sure to read the full entry for this.
• TIE Corps on Recon 2015 – Send screenshots to AD Pellaeon
• Star Wars Commander: Galactic Conflict – Submit screenshots to VA Plif. Covers PvP outside of Tatooine.
• Star Wars Commander: Tatooine Warfare – Submit screenshots to VA Plif. Covers PvP on Tatooine.
• Star Wars Commander: Persistent Strife – Submit screenshots to VA Plif. Covers PvE.
• Star Conflict Co-op Destroyer – Highest kill count in a single PVE mission. Submit screenshots to AD Crsepe.
• Star Conflict Most Effective – Highest efficiency count in a single Domination or Team Battle mission. Submit screenshots to AD Crsepe.
• MP Co-op Ace of the TIECorps – Automatically determined by kill board.
• EH Fantasy Football Challenge – Uses a Yahoo Sports league. See MAJ Ulrich Drachen for details.
• Hammer's MP Pilot of the Month – Automatically determined by kill board.
• Hammer's SP Pilot of the Month – Automatically determined by kill board.
• TCoP - 2015 (TIE Corps on Patrol) – Check the TCCOM's report on Saturday for the missions and submit your pilotfiles to HA Dempsey and CC me. Non-Alphas should submit to their CMDR.
• MP Ace of the TIECorps – Automatically determined by kill board.
• Dempsey's Weekly Riddles – See the COM's weekly report.
• Ace of the TIE Corps 2015 – Automatically determined by kill board.
• The GOG Games - TIE Fighter – Submit pilot files for Battle 9 to HA Dempsey. New participants should submit a separate file for battles 1-8.
• Word Run-On – Post in the run-on thread on the EH message boards.

Roster and Activity

COMMANDER Lieutenant Colonel Iceman
NICKNAME: Auroran Aces
MOTTO: "The beginning to your end"
REPORTS: http://tc.emperorshammer.org/showreport.php?id=1&nid=7
BATTLEBOARD: http://tc.emperorshammer.org/battleboard.php?sqn=7

Respectfully,

FL/LCM Archenksov/Alpha 3-1/Wing I/ISDII Hammer
PCx2/ISM/IS-5SW-10BW-2BR/LoC-IS-CSx2-Rx2/LoS-CSx2-Rx4/MoC-1soc-2boc/CoB [FUSL] [Marksman 2nd]
{IWATS-BFM-EAW-HIST-MCBS-SC-SFW-XWAC}
Acting Commander of Alpha Squadron