Alpha Squadron Report 1
Date Submitted: August 9, 2015
From: FL/LCM Archenksov
To: COM/HA Anahorn Dempsey

Introduction

I had a note from Iceman pinned to my uniform when I finally regained consciousness after the parties for Woody, Pel, and Dempsey. The handwriting is pretty bad – thanks again to GA Rapier for that fine Corellian brandy – and it's mostly in Huttese, but from what I gather I'm in charge until he comes back from... wherever it is he went. I'm still coming up with interesting ways to abuse my new power, but in the meantime here are you assignments for this week:

• As my wingman, LCM Drake Thoros is tasked with keeping my drink refreshed.
• LCM Chrome is responsible for constantly telling Dempsey how great I am until she believes it. I want to make CPT by the end of the year. Remember, crew, more promotions means more parties.
• LCM Neuronmoon is ordered to reconstruct the events of the COM's OoR party because I honestly have no idea what happened. You might have to report your findings to Chrome.
• Somebody should probably look for Iceman. LT Lord Toxicon and CM Hellionexus, that's on you. I suggest you check the Phoenix first in case he had a senior moment.

News

CMDR/LC Iceman on LoA
Where did he go? When will he return? I don't know, but I'm sure Alpha joins me in wishing that any offline troubles end soon.

Promotions:
Nothing to report.

Medals:
Nothing to report.

Open positions:

• Flight 2 FL

Competitions

• Star Wars Commander: Galactic Conflict – Submit screenshots to VA Plif. Covers PvP outside of Tatooine.
• Star Wars Commander: Tatooine Warfare – Submit screenshots to VA Plif. Covers PvP on Tatooine.
• Star Wars Commander: Persistent Strife – Submit screenshots to VA Plif. Covers PvE.
• Star Conflict Co-op Destroyer – Highest kill count in a single PVE mission. Submit screenshots to AD Crsepe.
• Star Conflict Most Effective – Highest efficiency count in a single Domination or Team Battle mission. Submit screenshots to AD Crsepe.
• MP Co-op Ace of the TIECorps – Automatically determined by kill board.
• EH Fantasy Football Challenge – Uses a Yahoo Sports league. See MAJ Ulrich Drachen for details.
• Hammer's MP Pilot of the Month – Automatically determined by kill board.
• Hammer's SP Pilot of the Month – Automatically determined by kill board.
• TCoP - 2015 (TIE Corps on Patrol) – Check the TCCOM's report on Saturday for the missions and submit your pilotfiles to HA Dempsey and CC me. Non-Alphas should submit to their CMDR.
• MP Ace of the TIECorps – Automatically determined by kill board.
• Dempsey's Weekly Riddles – See the COM's weekly report.
• Ace of the TIE Corps 2015 – Automatically determined by kill board.
• The GOG Games - TIE Fighter – Submit pilot files for Battle 9 to HA Dempsey. New participants should submit a separate file for battles 1-8.
• Word Run-On – Post in the run-on thread on the EH message boards.

Roster and Activity

COMMANDER Lieutenant Colonel Iceman
NICKNAME: Auroran Aces
MOTTO: "The beginning to your end"
REPORTS: http://tc.emperorshammer.org/showreport.php?id=1&nid=7
BATTLEBOARD: http://tc.emperorshammer.org/battleboard.php?sqn=7

Respectfully,

FL/LCM Archenksov/Alpha 3-1/Wing I/ISDII Hammer
PCx2/IS-5SW-10BW-2BR/LoC-IS-Rx1/LoS-CS-Rx3/MoC-1soc-2boc/CoB [FUSL] [Marksman 3rd]
{IWATS-BFM-EAW-HIST-MCBS-SC-SFW-XWAC}
Acting Commander of Alpha Squadron